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Pop Quiz by Laura Berry | 
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1.   What is your name?
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        Laura Faye Tzipporah Liba Berry
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2.   How old are you?
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        17
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3.   Where do you live?
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        Greenville, SC, but at the end of August I will be in Asheville (actually
Swannanoa), NC to go to school.
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4.   What do you do for a living?
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        What do I do to live, or what do I do for a living?
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5.   Do you drive?
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        Yep. I drive a retired cop car...well, until the end of the school year I
do. I might not have a car after that.
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6.   What do you do for joy?
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        read, write, listen to music, play music (geetar...and a lil' bit of sampling on keyboard)
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7.   What is your pet peeve?   And how much does it weigh?  Does it
sleep by the door?  Is it housebroken?
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        Catcalling.  Whistling at a girl as she walks by is going to get you
NOWHERE
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8.   Do you write, paint or play?  All at the same time?  (While
juggling a dozen eggs and riding a unicycle?)
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        I write.  I don't own a unicylce and even if I did, I wouldn't juggle
unfertilized fetuses while riding one.
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9.   Who is the most impressive character you've ever met?
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        Hmm....I have no idea
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10.   Have you ever read, acted, performed, thrown up, etc. in public?
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        yes, yes, i don't know, no, yes (i etceterare in public all the time)
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11.  What piece of literature or art moved your soul to ecstatic waves
of bliss?
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        This might sound cheesy but...Dr. Suess's "The Lorax". Also "Dharma Bums"
and "Breakfast of Champions." There are plenty more, but I need time to think.
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12.  What was the first thing you ever encountered that made you realise
that art is important?
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        I never thought it was unimportant, but when I started going to the Fine
Arts Center, I realized that it was the first time in a longggg time that I was
actually enjoying school.
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13.  Would you consider yourself an artist?  A good one?  Why or why
not?
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        Nope. I'm just a Birdie.
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14.  What are your favorite things that have ABSOLUTELY nothing to do
with anything else?
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        Non sequitor comments :-P
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15.  What are your favorite things that have ABSOLUTELY everything to do
with everything else?
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        Finding someone really trustworthy (except he's moving to Cali! )
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16.  What's the meaning of life?
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        42 mL
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17.  Why?
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        Because I'm my mother's daughter!
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18.  True or false: the Three Stooges represent the apex of American
cultural achievement.
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        False.
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19.  True or False: Shemp was funnier than the original Curly.
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        I don't think the three stooges were funny.
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20.  Who's da man?
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        Certainly not me.  I ain't got no dick. I was once told that I have some big balls for a girl, though. hehehe
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