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Pop Quiz
by Chad Nieboer |
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1. What is your name?
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Chad
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2. How old are you?
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20
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3. Where do you live?
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Grand Rapids, Michigan
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4. What do you do for a living?
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I make a little money playing guitar, but usually I'm trapped in skool.
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5. Do you drive?
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yes.
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6. What do you do for joy?
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play music and write stories
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7. What is your pet peeve? And how much does it weigh? Does it
sleep by the door? Is it housebroken?
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wet shoes on tile floors. it weighs too much, it doesn't sleep at all! it's broken my house.
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8. Do you write, paint or play? All at the same time? (While
juggling a dozen eggs and riding a unicycle?)
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I write and paint and play. Yes, not at the same time, although I do play what I write which is inspired by what I paint... I can't juggle very well, I can't even ride a bicycle, is that egg man here yet?
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9. Who is the most impressive character you've ever met?
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Ummm... I don't know. Everyone impresses me a little.
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10. Have you ever read, acted, performed, thrown up, etc. in public?
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I read poetry every thursday to deaf ears. I don't really act. I've
performed music and I've thrown up in skool alot because I was bored or whatever...
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11. What piece of literature or art moved your soul to ecstatic waves
of bliss?
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Literature, The catcher in the Rye. Art, the king of hearts playing card, it's a portrait of Charlemange isn't it? I think so, or
something like that.
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12. What was the first thing you ever encountered that made you realise
that art is important?
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I saw the Sex Pistols play God save the Queen on a boat during the queen's jubilation on the history of rock n roll documentry on PBS and that is the coolest thing I know of. Changed my life forever.
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13. Would you consider yourself an artist? A good one? Why or why
not?
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I would. I don't think I'm a good artist though, I can't create
what I have in my head but I'm committed to what I do.
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14. What are your favorite things that have ABSOLUTELY nothing to do
with anything else?
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sleeping
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15. What are your favorite things that have ABSOLUTELY everything to do
with everything else?
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adventures
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16. What's the meaning of life?
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To be a good person, I think. Well, for my life.
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17. Why?
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It makes me happy.
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18. True or false: the Three Stooges represent the apex of American
cultural achievement.
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False. Iggy and the Stooges.
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19. True or False: Shemp was funnier than the original Curly.
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True...
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20. Who's da man?
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Wonder Woman
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